We're going to Disneyland!

It may be a small world, but there are tons of people in it. I don’t know how many times we had driven by Disneyland totally unaware of it’s existence – it’s hidden quite well or maybe it just blends in with the rest of the crazy. 17 hours of crazy fun shit. Even as an adult. Now, I don’t really remember Disneyland since the last time I was there 25 years ago, but seriously there is some weird shit. Who made some of these rides, and what were they smoking? I think I know! Splash Mountain – case in point. Fun, hectic, psychedelic, confusing – wtf? We had to do it three times just to take it all in. Magic Mountain is a roller coaster in pitch black with stars all around – I remember parts of this ride – and it only caused one seizure to ride it. No, not really. Charlie got to go to Disneyland too, what a spoiled bitch. She will be all the rage at the next dog park we find, with talks of her tram rides and Disneyland Kennel Club stay.